the new term for farting is butt boxing.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Randomize
