walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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