just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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