That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
