And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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