you would pick up someone in the library
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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