i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Can I color on your dick again?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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