He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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