So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
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