They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
Randomize
