My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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