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My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I wish life had little blips of pornography
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
