This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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