Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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