super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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