hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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