Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
its not stalking. its research.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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