How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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