I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Verdict: uncircumcised.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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