I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
True strength comes from lack of pants
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