Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
dude. I can hear the air.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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