I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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