You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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