Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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