He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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