That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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