i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
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