dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
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You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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