the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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