I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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