We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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