I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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