East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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