he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
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Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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