So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
i think my cat just said my name.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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