fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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