I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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