S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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