Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Randomize
