I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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