she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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