sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
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