My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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