I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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