Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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