READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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