I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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