they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
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