do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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