she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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