We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Boobs speak an international language.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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