Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I'm both gender and math confused
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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