Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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