Me. At least after what I've been through.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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