the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
What a dumb baby whore.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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