I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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