it wasn't lemon gatorade
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
you inspire me to be a worse person
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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